Hi guyz,
I thought I could write well, but now I realize I'm struggling to spell the word guyz, and now I'm struggling to write the next line. I don't even know why "m writing this, but I know 1 think, “I just want my article to be hap or cool or wacky enough for my blog.”
I work in the IT industry. People think we are paid well. But me and my dad thinks otherwise. According to him, by the age of 24, I should have made enough cash to buy him a house (I know, even I thought he was kidding when he told me for the first time), a luxury car (Ya right), and should have sent him and mom on a world tour. I, on the other hand am actually saving money to send my Boss on some loooooong tour. I just am looking for an opportunity to click hi ass. Now it"s up to you to substitute the word click with either Kick or Lick. I on the other hand am ready to do both, but since life isn't all that sweet, licking is the only alternative left with me, as that would make him happy, so I'll be happy( with a bad taste in my mouth, of course). And no, this article is not about my Boss's ass, it's about mine.
Most people don't realize that like Call Centre, IT life is tuff too. Plus we don't have those good looking gals working with us all night long. The only thing we have here are the slim Deadline and fat waistline. Almost all the people working with me in the office are non-localities. So I guess its fun for them to slog for 5 days and the chillax on the weekends. But there are some unfortunate people like me, who work in Pune, but their family stays in Mumbai. And as I have told you before, I have an over expecting dad, so he wants me to come down to Mumbai on every weekend. You can't even imagine how tiring it is to travel on weekends, even though the journey takes hardly 3-4 hours. I'm too unhappy for any other guy whose salary is equal to mine.
Sorry guys I just cant help myself from buttering, I was programmed to do so during my four years in engineering college. The rule says: Whenever you need to get some work done from someone, don't waste your time by showing your talent "n all, just butter "em. It works all the time.
Finally I would like to give some piece of advice to the young IT industry aspirants,
- Only idiots can make it big here, if you are smart n talented n all, please don't bother to try, we wont let you in, coz we don't like competition.
- If free internet and air-conditioning is all you need to get an orgasm, this is the place for you my friend (I'm having one right now, ohhhh aahhhh, yeeeessss yeesssss)
- If you are a hot chic and admire ugly people, then forward your CV to me, I can help you get a great job, all you have to do is a little compromise.
- Read the third point again and think over it (its ok if you are not in for some compromise, I'll manage, please mail me)
- Read it again, its ok even if you are not a hot chic, but anything that falls in the female category, mail me. We are DESPERATE.
